CANWEST'S GLOBAL WAR ON SATIRE
On 6-7, evil-doing satirists spoofed Canwest's shining tower of truth, the Vancouver Sun newspaper. Canwest, Canada's largest media company, has launched a Global War on Satire to ensure that these fun-damentalist fanatics won't threaten the sacred freedom to monopolize media or mock its profound pro-Israel bias.
Brave Canwest is teetering on the verge of bankruptcy but it will never give up its Global War on Satire. This courageous leader of the free world press will persevere and the parodic parasites will have to pry the SLAPP lawsuit from Canwest's cold dead hand.